La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 18, 2010
Transcript:
Cuco: You should practice for your 2010 census job. Go outside and knock on the door. Eddie: Hello, sir or madam? I'm with the U.S. census. Knok knok Dedicated to my great hillbilly editor, Greg Melvin! Cuco: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
pilotx almost 15 years ago
I guess Murphy works in other professions besides aviation. Why couldn’t you knock on the door of a sorority house or a super model’s house in which nudity was preferred? Men please read the rules, man law # 4 clearly states “when encountering any other male both men MUST be clothed to the maximum extent tolerable”. Sorry, had to vent.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
My mother always told me life is like a box of chocolates. Reach in for one and you might pull out a naked man. (Forest Gump revisioned.)
pilotx almost 15 years ago
Of course YOU followed the man law but the guys you mentioned didn’t. Should have had them arrested for non-compliance.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
To quote the old cartoon character Superchicken, “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.”