La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 02, 2010

Or UK

You must be alive, you just don’t have to prove silly things like whether you’re a citizen or not.

LBJ believed the dead had the right to vote.

Don’t fret, harley. The guanophrenic lady in the 6th will probably be reelected.

Between 2002 and 2007, the Justice Department, which was basically rabid on the subject, identified 95 cases nationally of voter fraud. 55 resulted in convictions. They didn’t feel any need to look into vote suppression and election fraud.

The dead have voted often and probably still are. Some of them were probably grateful.

“It’s a dead man’s party, who could ask for more…everybody’s coming, leave your body at the door…leave your body and soul at the door.”