La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 08, 2014

And I want equal time for my theory that the world was created by benevolent fairies that live in a well on Jupiter.

Welcome to the Ken Ham “Reality in Genesis Show.” Tonight we ask the question, “Why did Tyrannosaurus Rex not cross Noah’s road and eat him and all of his aged family before trashing the Ark and eating all the remaining ’kinds?” And then, “Why instead did he cross the road and meekly join the others in God’s Big Boat and await God’s baby killing flood.”

Come with us as we answer that important question with “God said so!” Above all remember !! Those babies were EVIL !!

There is no god and I am his/her prophet.Before there were the Ten Commandments there were the 42 Negative Affirmations to Ma’at (The Egyptian Book of the Dead).Before there were Cain and Abel there were Osiris and Seth.Before there was Noah there was Gilgamesh.Before there was the Tower of Babel there was the Sumerian story of Enmerkar and the Lord of Aratta.Before there was Job there was Sinuhe the Egyptian.Before there was Moses there were Hammurabi and Sargon of Akkad.Before there was Mary there were Cybele, Gaia, Rhea, all the Earth Mothers, etc…Before there was Jesus of Nazareth there were Osiris, Attis, Bacchus, Dionysus, etc…Before there was the cross there was the (Egyptian) crux ansata (ankh).Before there was the Israelite version of monotheism there was the Egyptian Pharaoh Akhenaten.

thump! thump! thump!hark! I hear the faint thumping of the bible thumpers aka the christian soldiers marching off to war.yes, on their way to smugly smite you heathens for your transgressions against their god.you guys are in trouuuuuuble!

Before there was Christmas there was Saturnalia.Before there was Easter there were the Rites of Spring and Persephone’s return from Hades.

religion has about as much value as astrology

I was wondering how long he was going to get away with teaching actual science on Fox. My best guess would have been 48 seconds, and he did way better than that. Probably because the morons who would protest didn’t actually watch anything that looked like it might require more intelligence to understand than a Kardashian rerun.

Before there was the Christian Trinity there were the Egyptian Amon, Re and Ptah (and the Sumerian Anu, Enlil and Enki).

“Creationism and “intelligent design” are frauds. There is no god.That’s all make believe like Santa Claus and the easter bunny.”We can show that Intelligent Design (let alone Fundamental Creationism) simply do not explain the fact of Evolution nearly as well as Darwin’s Natural Selection. Like the Easter Bunny & Santa Claus, the evidence refutes the claims.We can’t disprove the existence of a Creator, anymore than believers can prove one exists. I have no issues with people who recognize that their Faith is taken on faith, not proof! Other than people who insist the Bible is literal history, there is no conflict between religion & Evolution. A small number of Fundamentalists do a fine job of Creating a conflict where none should exist.

Thank you for the information. It’s not often that we get a message from someone who is all-seeing and all-knowing.

Ya’ll forgot the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Duncan Reynaldo!

“Nothing stopping them from making their own “Cosmos” show. They have the money certainly. Millions of dollars.”They’ve put millions of dollars into the hilarious Kirk Cameron videos. I think theSatan Worshippers in Hollywood have a much more effective approach…

Erik Estrada?? That has-been? Why not J-Lo or Andy Garcia? At least they’re somebody.

The nearly unanimous putting of religion and creationism in their place on this comment thread is most heartening! And bravo to TheEtruscan for a useful list of parallels.The evidence that Erik Estrada or the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe is exactly as strong as the evidence that yahweh, allah, or zeus did.