Man: We have to protect our state from these marauding 8-year-olds from Honduras and Watermala. Man 2: Yup, they are very dangerous. I hear they give a purty mean purple nurple.
Purple nurples are in direct contravention of the UN Convention against Torture, though some countries have tried to pass them off as “enhanced interrogation techniques.” The tiny fingers of 8-year-olds are especially potent purple nurple delivery systems. So be afraid, be very afraid…
agrestic over 10 years ago
Purple nurples are in direct contravention of the UN Convention against Torture, though some countries have tried to pass them off as “enhanced interrogation techniques.” The tiny fingers of 8-year-olds are especially potent purple nurple delivery systems. So be afraid, be very afraid…
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Well, I’d like to do a post about the comic…but, I have to admit, I have no idea what “purple nurple” is…
kaffekup over 10 years ago
Whatever it is, someone will be along shortly to declare this comic is racist against nurples….
Emlyn Premium Member over 10 years ago
I believe some of the parents are here already, having left the children with relatives back home. They have not seen their kids in years.
agrestic over 10 years ago
(Reputable) sources and citations please.