La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 30, 2017

To where would we Americans escape? There’s always Canada… unless there’s a wall there too.

I lived in the southwestern U.S. during the 1960s. I knew quite a few guys, who went south to Mexico. I still remember one of my friends, who, when he was called up for active duty, kissed his wife goodbye and left. She was shocked when military officers later visited, asking why he did not show up for active duty. She thought he had.

Later, when I was stationed in San Diego, California, and went on liberty, visiting Mexico, I met him in Ensenada, where he was living with a new wife.

My mother-in-law recently emigrated to Mexico.

South Park had an excellent episode about Trump’s wall. I read today that Trump is saying that there will be no DACA talks without funding for the wall. When will this crap end?

I hear Panama is great, that they’re extremely welcoming to Americans who retire there.

This is the real reason #45 wants to build a wall…Of course in #45’s world this only pertains to white, heterosexual, Anglo-Saxon, Christian Americans… :(

To all US citizens thinking of seeking asylum in Canada, please be aware that we spent the last year building a 50metre tall invisible wall across the border. And FYI we got Trump to pay for it.

I thought the wall was there to keep Mexicans out of Russian territory.

If I was going to leave, I would have to go South. It is waaaaay too cold up North.