La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 04, 2022

seriously? a speed limit on lightyears?

A light year is a distance, not a speed. But the joke falls flat with any other measurement.

so are miles and kilometers, but sometimes people forget to add the “per hour”.

Now wait just a parsec! (And yes, I know it’s a measurement of distance and not time…)

Was this trip necessary? Stay home and save the fuel for essential travelers.

Do you know what warp speed you were traveling so close to an inhabited planet?

“out past Mars, Ain’t no speed limit” Mojo Nixon https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=k4QyjxPiU8&list=RDAMVMk4QyjxPiU8

Light year is a measure of distance, not speed.

Sigh…