La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 17, 2022

So now what’s the muchacho going to do that he’s graduated? Attend U.N.A.M. (Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México) whereat he’ll just laze around?

The question was “How many times have you graduated now?” Gee, I only graduated from high school once. What’s wrong with me?

Or it could be a reference to comic strip characters never really aging.

More graduations in the future? That’s a professional student if I ever saw one.

I went to five different high schools in five different states. Fortunately, I only had to graduate once. :)

“So the graduations hang on the wall, but they never really helped us at all…”

Some failing students are allow to participate in gradation ceremonies.

I thot graduation ceremonies were a pointless waste of time and didn’t want to go, but my mom insisted I do the one for high school. “You’re the salutatorian, you have to be there.” “Mom, there was a 5-way tie for salutatorian. They don’t need me.” “You’re going, Buster.”

So I went. But I figured I’d put in my lifetime obligation and refused to do it for college.

D’ya want fries with that?