La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 03, 2023

Didn’t know a robotic dog would be able to think.

Imagine the effect on postmen. They will be destroyed!

Grab its hubcap.

Hmmm, what ethnic “urban setting” do you think will get “tested” first?

In answer to your question, Rob-cop-dog, take it to the junk dealer and sell it. Buy yourself a nice upgrade and get out of field work.