La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 24, 2023

I wonder what his theme music sounds like.

Pedro Pistolas, you were once a kid. How is it you were a threat to gun safety?

Also delivery people lately.

Typical Gun-Nut, GQP, Krypto-Fascist logic.

Even worse, a classroom full of children, with books!!

I’m pretty sure she has the authority to kick him out her classroom.

He’s exactly right. Let’s get rid of all of them!

It seems to be what people think

So, he’s saying we need guns to protect the children, and guns to protect us from children?

I’m sure he’ll be on about drag shows being the true danger any minute now.

I am truly surprised that some moron Republican hasn’t suggested we arm the students yet. Of course, that could get interesting real fast as most of those students are gamers with mad skills. They would probably play with the deranged shooter by taking them apart piece by…well, you know. This is why the USAF loves recruiting them.

Hmmmm. Sounds like a Ron DeSantis solution in the making: Ban class rooms to prevent mass shootings in schools.