La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 29, 2023

We could turn out the lights and air-conditioning , cancel the newswire and internet subscriptions. Maybe stop paying the rent?

How to be successful in business: Maximize profits.

How to do that? Reduce expenses, increase revenues, or both.

So how does that translate to government? Reduce expenses = cut services. Increase revenues = raise taxes.

The last kind of person we should be voting for is one who claims (if not brags) that he’s “a successful businessman”.

Why does this remind me of my brilliant idea of making things invisible by painting them with transparent paint?

Orrrrrrrr … we could just make up the news. :(