La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 06, 2023

Open the window, the North Pole is very cold this time of year and you won’t be sweating very long.

So Santa’s workshop is in China?

I would help picket for the elves if I could do it remotely.

Office buildings are becoming orphans. Businesses realize that dumping the overhead of them is advantageous.

An assembly line doesn’t work when one station is left empty. Who wants a droopy doll-in-a-box because the spring installer works from home?

Well at least Lalo cant say there’s not elf latino representation in Santa’s workshop

They may not be unionized but I understand it is EXTREMELY difficult to fire an elf.

Is this part of “the war on Christmas?”