La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 10, 2024

I hear there’s some kind of debate tonight between a young patriot and an old traitor…..

California, Texas, New York, Florida, and Illinois are five of the six most populous states overall (Pennsylvania is fifth). It’s no surprise that they have the most of A LOT of things…

I guess the question is, what do Latinas have against Pennsylvania?

Every minority that has come to this Great Nation has had to carry the country on their backs. It’s been like a rite of passage.

How much of the income gets sent back home?

It’s over- Kamala by brain size alone- AND she just got blessed by T. Swift, so millions of Swifties are gonna storm the polls.