Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 21, 2009

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 15 years ago

    Last Kiss Character Bio — Anna Rexia was born in Last Kiss, USA on April 1, 1990 and she officially weighed 6 lbs 9 ounces. However…

    “It’s not true!” sniffed Ms. Rexia. “If only I could go back in time. I could prove that I only weighed 6 lbs 2 ounces!

    “The nurse who weighed me was obviously jealous because I was so much cuter and slimmer than her. She had fat, horrible 7-ounce thumbs and I’m sure she snuck one of them onto the scale.

    “I’ve always been careful about my weight. At one point, I actually weighed less than nothing. Of course, my parents worried. A strong gust of wind–or rampaging squirrels–could easily carry me off.

    “So, every weekend when we went camping, they’d tie me to a big boulder to keep me safe. Sometimes I’d be safe for days. But then I’d get loose and find my way back home.”

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    margueritem  about 15 years ago

    A sad story for this young lady. She’d better eat just one lettuce leaf tomorrow.

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    Why doesn’t she quit feeling sorry for herself and just have a rib removed?

    Mmmm…ribs.

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    one-non_blonde  about 15 years ago

    Sad commentary of the world today nailed by Mr. Lustig…did you see this Ralph Lauren??!!!

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    cleokaya  about 15 years ago

    I like it when women give in to their desires.

    By the way LIndt has just introduced a dark chocolate and chili pepper bar.

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    DorianKTB  about 15 years ago

    A dark chocolate and chili pepper Lindt bar?! In the immortal words of Charles Laughton in WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION, “Is that really desirable?” (Granted, it’s funnier when you hear Laughton say it. :-))

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    The Duke 1  about 15 years ago
    GASP!!!!
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    Bender_Sastre  about 15 years ago

    Chocolate with chili: very good. Haven’t you ever seen “Chocolat”?

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 15 years ago

    Speaking of spicy (food), one of the oddest desserts I ever ate was jalapeno ice cream. I was in San Diego for Comic-Con and I popped into an ice creamery (or whatever they’re called) and ordered a scoop in a sugar cone. It was strange, but actually pretty good. I went back the following year, but the place was out of business. So maybe jalapeno ice cream wasn’t a hit with anyone but me!

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    margueritem  about 15 years ago

    Chocolate with chili is excellent. I’ve had the Lindt bars, Cleo.

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    FunnyDeeds  about 15 years ago

    So ,this girl the Super Model was born in Last Kiss,USA. I believe I’ve been there–it is full of quirky comical characters–sometimes serious most times very funny and always entertaining…..

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago

    ..sad thing that this is a true body image for allot of women…

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