Depressed, but wow, what a tan! Must be George Hamilton Von Tramp.
A good tanning salon will give you the same result without the nuisance of tipping…
Ahhh…Last Kiss comics while on vacation…what could be better…now…when is my next vacation?!
Wow, a tan worth thousands and thousands of dollars–it is so worth it!!!! I’ve got to get mine now!!!
Now he needs tan insurance. Wouldn’t want to lose it without getting a check to cover the loss. That’s the female Von Tramp motto as we all know.
“I’ll starve to death without my money, but I’ll look like a super model in the coffin.”
Or Zonker Von Tramp.
I point out all the scenic, historic, and cultural attractions in the tour book, and she says, “I’ll be on the beach.” Darned! I could have saved 5 G and put umbrellas in her drink in the back yard.
June 21, 2014
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Depressed, but wow, what a tan! Must be George Hamilton Von Tramp.
jay_dallas almost 14 years ago
A good tanning salon will give you the same result without the nuisance of tipping…
LAFan almost 14 years ago
Ahhh…Last Kiss comics while on vacation…what could be better…now…when is my next vacation?!
FunnyDeeds almost 14 years ago
Wow, a tan worth thousands and thousands of dollars–it is so worth it!!!! I’ve got to get mine now!!!
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Now he needs tan insurance. Wouldn’t want to lose it without getting a check to cover the loss. That’s the female Von Tramp motto as we all know.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
“I’ll starve to death without my money, but I’ll look like a super model in the coffin.”
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Or Zonker Von Tramp.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I point out all the scenic, historic, and cultural attractions in the tour book, and she says, “I’ll be on the beach.” Darned! I could have saved 5 G and put umbrellas in her drink in the back yard.