Okay, so they canceled your show “The Real Housewives of Von Tramp County”. You can always marry a rich, stupid Jock and live next to the Playboy mansion and pretend you have assets other than you body.
I know I’m on QVC but i may have to scratch my eyes out with these Marie Osmond dolly nails for $14.99 plus shipping and handling if you don’t buy the matching purse from the Jessica Simpson collection for $20. 99 plus shipping and handling that holds the makeup from the Joan Rivers collection at….
FunnyDeeds almost 14 years ago
I wonder what she would be like if she was a comedy queen???!!!
margueritem almost 14 years ago
She’s not stomping her little feet, or throwing those books…
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
Acting! There her calling
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
If I remove my hands you just have to promise to pay for a facelift.
coltish1 almost 14 years ago
cleokaya - lol!
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
In Cartoonland, they have size 1 waists.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Okay, so they canceled your show “The Real Housewives of Von Tramp County”. You can always marry a rich, stupid Jock and live next to the Playboy mansion and pretend you have assets other than you body.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
New word balloon: “OH, NO!!!! My surgeon made me look like Joan Rivers!!! I can’t show my face in public again!!!! I look like a drag drama queen!”
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
I know I’m on QVC but i may have to scratch my eyes out with these Marie Osmond dolly nails for $14.99 plus shipping and handling if you don’t buy the matching purse from the Jessica Simpson collection for $20. 99 plus shipping and handling that holds the makeup from the Joan Rivers collection at….
jay_dallas almost 14 years ago
Maybe we’ve just caught her in mid Peek-a-boo…