Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 08, 2011

Five months later they were married … four months after that came little Mackenzie …

Not quite so pointless – strip musical chairs.

Bopping Bingo!

..but then,it’s naked Monopoly..and finally naked Twister…

As long as it’s naked, I’ll play……except for the Russian Roulette thing.

Classic W.C. Fields line: “Don’t wait up for me, my dear, I may play a little parcheesi…”

Guys, remember, if you can “jump” her, do it on a “safety” space. Otherwise, you have to immediately send her back…

[There is so many arcane rules to strip parcheesi, its hard to remember them all…]

My game is chess! Dinner out…check…mate!

And strangely, in each scenario, the odds are it’s the woman who’ll get screwed.

But cleo, there’s always a chance she’ll throw the Nimzo-Indian defense at you!

We play naked UNO – but it never gets down to UNO – always stop at dos.

There’s Rules for Parchesi ?Naked Russian Roulette (for men) ? The guy wins anyways! He doesn’t get caught holding the kid no matter which woman he lands on.Naked Russian Roulette (for women)= 1 woman, 6 men, 5 of whom have had vasectomies!Bad game for the woman. Four of the guys lied about the vasectomies. It’s the Ultimate Lie that men use. Ask my second wife about her first husband.

Women get those, too. Join the Campaign for Safe Games and you can play all the strip scrabble you like.

I prefer Scrabble ® the way it was played in Bored of the Rings.