Ah, the Von Tramps start young, once again. It might be a harem to scare’m. But the mother is not worried. As the Spy Navy says, “Trust em, but verify”. Also mommy dearest set up concealed video cameras everywhere. Helen Von Video
“Don’t worry, Mother. I’m spending the weekend studying at the university.” (Studying the mating habits of recently liberated young adult males.)
“No, Mother, I didn’t have any friends over while you were gone.” (Those three marching band members were complete strangers.)
Kids, remember to hold your parties outside in your backyard! Less property damage, easier to clean, quick evacuation when the police arrive, and… the security system your trusting parents installed won’t record your peccadilloes (and other naughty bits).
margueritem about 13 years ago
Typical teenager, except that this one is 35…
Commentator about 13 years ago
Velma dyed her hair.
aarken about 13 years ago
They won’t be trusting her when they arrive home unexpectedly and see the line of men around the block!
shashan7 about 13 years ago
I’m telling her mother on her!
normfromga about 13 years ago
What a timely ’toon:
My wife and I are leaving our 18-year old daughter home alone next week… 8^(
cleokaya about 13 years ago
Orgy, now there is a girl after my own hard.
michael.p.pumilia about 13 years ago
Velma Von Trampy
michael.p.pumilia about 13 years ago
Ah, the Von Tramps start young, once again. It might be a harem to scare’m. But the mother is not worried. As the Spy Navy says, “Trust em, but verify”. Also mommy dearest set up concealed video cameras everywhere. Helen Von Video
Sky_Shachaq about 13 years ago
The problem with an orgy is when you leave you don’t know who to thank.
EricAlder about 13 years ago
They trust her because they’ve got the security cameras hidden well. Dad’s making a mint off those videos.
TWAdair about 13 years ago
“Don’t worry, Mother. I’m spending the weekend studying at the university.” (Studying the mating habits of recently liberated young adult males.)
“No, Mother, I didn’t have any friends over while you were gone.” (Those three marching band members were complete strangers.)
Kids, remember to hold your parties outside in your backyard! Less property damage, easier to clean, quick evacuation when the police arrive, and… the security system your trusting parents installed won’t record your peccadilloes (and other naughty bits).
Anne Dougherty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Everyone knows you need at least 5 for an orgy. ;)