Be very suspicious…
The trick is to buy them flowers at random intervals for no reason. They stop suspecting after a while.
It’ll be a lot more than flowers when he does apologise!
One oops gets rid of the extra brownie points.Just buy her a house and be done with it.
It’s for what he’s planning on doing …
Did you know that your mother and sister both have the same cute dimples on their butt cheeks?
The “relative humidity” was really high that night…. (your sister sweats a lot)
He’s gonna do it “rodeo style”.
I buy my wife flowers every couple of weeks — just because. Once the checkout clerk said, “Oh-oh, somebody’s in trouble.”“No, I just love my wife.”“Ooohhh, can I marry you?”“Sorry, honey, you’re about thirty years late.”
June 21, 2014
margueritem about 13 years ago
Be very suspicious…
runar about 13 years ago
The trick is to buy them flowers at random intervals for no reason. They stop suspecting after a while.
pcolli about 13 years ago
It’ll be a lot more than flowers when he does apologise!
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
One oops gets rid of the extra brownie points.Just buy her a house and be done with it.
cdward about 13 years ago
It’s for what he’s planning on doing …
cleokaya about 13 years ago
Did you know that your mother and sister both have the same cute dimples on their butt cheeks?
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
The “relative humidity” was really high that night…. (your sister sweats a lot)
runar about 13 years ago
He’s gonna do it “rodeo style”.
luckylouie about 13 years ago
I buy my wife flowers every couple of weeks — just because. Once the checkout clerk said, “Oh-oh, somebody’s in trouble.”“No, I just love my wife.”“Ooohhh, can I marry you?”“Sorry, honey, you’re about thirty years late.”