Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 24, 2015

Almost made the difference.

And when I find out who did it, he is almost dead.

But she’s only a little pregnant.

Beware any woman with that much white around her eyes.

…and mutton chops, and a weird wide black choker….

…and lighting bolts that come from the sky every time she says something dramatic.

She has to be related to Bette Davis.

Horseshoes and hand grenades.

let me give you a tip, dear . . .

oh, seems someone already did.

That explains a lot about Madonna…‘Almost a Virgin. Touched for the Forty Fifth Time!’

Close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades but not this sister.

I have seen that look before……one time a stranger grabbed my wife by her butt because she looked like his wife…..at least that is what he said with me standing on his chest fixing to turn him into a blood stain on the floor.

Not only that which is true here is another….the Pope can declare you a virgin.The Borgia Pope did it.Maybe see just didn’t finish all the paperwork and get it turned in yet.It ain’t official unless there is a paperwork trail.

The modern definition of virgin allows full usage of all body parts except genital to genital contact. Get your bf off and he’ll reciprocate… without having sex. Perfectly acceptable as defined by Wicked Willy following the oval office shenanigans. Quote: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” while his load was all over the front of her dress.

The original is ever scarier. What is that hook she’s holding and what is she going to do with it?

Virginity, like pregnancy is a binary state, and if you is one you ain’t the other.

Never under estimate the fight in a small dog.

DosXX amber or dark.That way I stay interesting.

One day I will tell you about living in Pakistan.Mangla Dam Project.Coming of age for me.Went over in 1963 got back in 1966.Dad worked for Firestone International. He was in charge of the repair shop for all the tire construction equipment.I can greet you in Urdu and sing their National Anthem….it was required.Our flag and anthem was not allowed.One time we heard it on a Fourth of July. A military band of Pathans from the Frontier. In all their band finery they played the Star Spangled Banner…..there was not a dry eye in the place. The Drum Major pulled a small American flag out of his coat while he led the band with his British issued Mace.I was there to see the Jhelum river blocked and witnessed the first water flow over the spillway.