Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 01, 2021

Yes i’ll rest after i die. But what a way to go.

You can have the rest after you do the rest!

Just coming up for air, Luv.

it must’ve been some kind of real emergency that got him out of bed…

No rest for the weary. He’ll just have to rise to the occasion.

I hope for his sake he doesn’t have to work in the morning.

Dang nabit, where did you put those little blue pills?!?!

YES DEAR!!!!! ( oooohhhhh my aching…..everything )

Never leave a job half completed……finish her!!

All day all night Mary Ann who the heck do you think I am…..Superman?

There’s never any rest for the wicked!

Rest is overrated with a woman like that in your bed.

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?

Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little…

[whispers in his ear]

Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.

Lili Von Shtupp: Will I… see you again?

Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.

As grandma used to say, there’s plenty of rest in the grave.

“Usually just long enough to get a glass of orange juice.”

would t’wer that I could! I’d have to be animated, though. I remember getting invitations of this sort…not anymore.

Time for this gent to do some online shopping. After all, Super Bowl weekend is coming up and he won’t want to be disturbed for no reason.

……And please start over again!

Why does she still have clothes on?

She’s arresting!

As you wish.

“And hurry Up! I wanna’ give this memory foam mattress something to remember.”…

Ya got perishable goods here going to waste!!

rest, no my dear, I’m just going for spray whipped cream

oh those were the days

How depressing! The only woman that ever told me to get back into bed, was my mother, when I was about 6, and it was 5 in the morning.

The one time I can think of that I’d be happy to meekly reply, “Yes, dear.”

“Mama ain’t done means you ain’t done.”

Beds are for two things, and one of them isn’t reading.