Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 30, 2022

Tik tok, time is running out

Then go to a costume party.

Since you seemed to have tossed all men on the garbage heap. Go join a Nunnery.

After 24 years of a Happy Marriage I have become a Widower ! Not looking forward to the Dating pool !

As long as you don’t date them they’ll continue to be fine.

No, I am really not.

but it was kind of you to think so.

I’m sure he is.

Well..obviously…start dating women. We’re all open minded and non-judgemental here.

She should stock up on batteries just in case she can’t find a man she ‘likes’.

all men are horrible until the guy who’s not horrible comes along. after she marries him he goes back to being a horrible guy…

Mama Awande said when I left the Ndebele tribe and removed my neck rings that my elongated neck would not support my head. I am glad Mama was not correct in this. However I do get many odd questions about the unusual distance between my shoulders and chin.

Who’s left?

Men are having a much harder time keeping women happy since modern silicone molding techniques have become so precise and affordable.

If I could only find a man who satisfies me?

We’re not all bad, just the other guys.

Okay, then. No comments about her extra-long neck. So sharing my comment from the website won’t go amiss. Or is it not sharing won’t go amiss? Well, fart. I can’t spend too much more time here today, so here’s my comment from the site:

Yeah, she has a long neck. She quite probably is a descendant of the brontosaurus. It could have been worse: if her nose was long and wide, that would have been evidence that she was descended from the diplodocus. So, she can rest easier.

That’s right. You’ve never dated me, for instance.

Need a much larger sample. Like me for example, everyone loves me…oh, sure they ALL deny it, but we know better.

Take a cruise over to today’s Non Sequitor

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2022/03/30

Well, I have never met her. Glad I dodged that bullet.

The rest of us will continue to be fine as long as we see you coming and cross over the street.

We are…..avoiding making any contact with you.