Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 24, 2023

Great one John the imagery of a rancid slim jim is just… just….. just, excuse me I have to go !,,,,Hurl !

It’s not a dream. Abby is plugged into the BioMatrix!

Poor Abby! I hope she can wake from this coma/nightmare soon.

You mean Slim Jims come in a different flavor?

“I hope this never stops.”

Sidebar: From a structural engineering POV…I’ve often wondered….what keeps those kind of dresses up? OK— back to your regular commentary.

If I weren’t so attracted to a guy in a uniform, I’d dump him….

LIEUTENANT: Wow he’s good! I had a bra on a second ago!

His book illustrations are far more erotic. Look him up.

That’s the feeling that you get just before you vomit. Be sure to aim to get both his jacket and his pants.

“If I can get his ear in a death grip, I can free myself.”

So like when a Slim Jim has reached its prime?

Your brain’s not the problem. In fact, it isn’t even functional at the moment.

Dang, my screen’s all fogged up…

I can’t believe it. It just keeps continuing, week after week. Why, it’s almost like . . . Life!!!!

He kissed a girl and liked it. She slapped him.

And he keeps tickling her uvula…..