Lay Lines by Carol Lay for August 05, 2016

Rapunzel 2: “Going to town to talk to a man about a horse.”

best ending ever… party time!

Even as a kid, I always wondered why Rapunzel didn’t do this. I’m in my fifties now.

I guess she was so bored that she needed two or three friends visiting at a time. Well, at least we have the answer to “Does she, or doesn’t she?” The answer is, “Yes, she does, in groups.”

Ah, slut-shaming Rapunzel….

First she waited for her hair to grow. Now, she’s stretching her legs.

Clever girl! She used her brain as well as her hair.

Confiscated by the nobles. Peasants were never allowed to possess or spend “the King’s gold.”

Blondes may have more fun, but redheads have more smarts—and know how to expand their fun horizons!

Rapunzel had platinum tressesThat were double the length of her dresses;She was locked in a tower for years by a wicked old witch!Till one night in despairDown she scrambled by letting her hair downThat’s what I call…quite a switch!

“Happily Ever After” from the musical ONCE UPON A MATTRESS

@Night-Gaunt49: quite sometime ago, I told you I had a crush on you. And I’m actually a pretty smart woman.