Lay Lines by Carol Lay for August 02, 2017

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    Ida No  over 7 years ago

    Did you know that 6 months after anyone dies, they ALL become dead ringers for Kieth Richards?

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    Yngvar Følling  over 7 years ago

    You’ll probably need ten times the weight in rocket fuel to launch someone into orbit anyway, so cremation would be far less polluting.

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    David Riedel Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Watch “The Loved One” – “Gentlemen, I’ve got to think of a way to get these stiffs off my property.” The Blessed Reverend, played by Jonathan Winters.

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    Dragoncat  over 7 years ago

    And that’s how Earth became the new Saturn.

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    dutchs  over 7 years ago

    I find it awfully hard to get upset about declining sperm counts.

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 7 years ago

    that would be 5 lovely planets with halos… All 4 gas giants (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune) have rings.

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    AtypicalReader  over 7 years ago

    At the risk of getting jumped for inserting logic, wouldn’t it be easier to just drop them into the Sun? Free cremation included…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    That’s not logic. Logic is to make it easy to and cheap to bury. No more burning or sending into space. Very cost ineffective and pollutes. Even better if we forgo anymore taxidermy and use maceration tanks then let dermestid beetles clean off the bones then crush them up and spread them in your garden or just where ever. Stop taking from Nature! Humans do that so much and even in death refuse.

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