For an animal with such a brain (traumatized or not), Dean isn’t all that bright a light bulb.
Pigs IRL are smart animals, but here Frank Cho is cheating and using a human brain (a pig’s brain probably is nowhere near so convoluted with gray matter).
Oh… and wouldn’t Dean’s brain be so pickled by alcohol that it wouldn’t swell up?
Doctor Toon, I think we may be seeing coffee-driven mutation here.
JOHANAN Our attorneys, Sue em& Screw em have advised us that you must immediately cease and desist your slanderous libel about DOC’S NUC COFFEE. There has been no direct connection between Doc Toon’s fine product’s ability to mutate and Deans brain swelling like a balloon on Viagra. This is entirely coincidence and cannot be held against the elixir of the gods flowing through pipes internationally. Any further derogatory statements will be cause for civil suit.
The manufacturer of the product, Doctor Toon, explicitly warns against the unpredictable consequences of combined internal and external application of the product to one’s brain. Since none of the other forms of abuse that Dean’s bran suffered heretofore caused it to swell, it can be safely assumed that the application of Nuclear Coffee is the most probable and proximate cause of said swelling.
That said, since post hoc ergo propter hoc is accepted in no rational court of law as a standard of evidence, we will indeed cease and desist until further forensic evidence comes in.
Sincerely yours,
Johanan Rakkav (יוחנן רכב), President and CEO
Starbright’s Divine CocoMocha, Interstellar
DOC Are you saying NUC COFFEE can only improve Deans mental capacity? If so, can you somehow inject my personality and social graces? SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED has another request but it’s too embarrassing to talk about.
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
“Brain and brain! What is Brain?”
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Cool new hairstyle.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
For an animal with such a brain (traumatized or not), Dean isn’t all that bright a light bulb.
Pigs IRL are smart animals, but here Frank Cho is cheating and using a human brain (a pig’s brain probably is nowhere near so convoluted with gray matter).
Oh… and wouldn’t Dean’s brain be so pickled by alcohol that it wouldn’t swell up?
Doctor Toon, I think we may be seeing coffee-driven mutation here.
(okie-dokie, I shut up now)
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Swelled head to match super ego.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
JOHANAN Our attorneys, Sue em& Screw em have advised us that you must immediately cease and desist your slanderous libel about DOC’S NUC COFFEE. There has been no direct connection between Doc Toon’s fine product’s ability to mutate and Deans brain swelling like a balloon on Viagra. This is entirely coincidence and cannot be held against the elixir of the gods flowing through pipes internationally. Any further derogatory statements will be cause for civil suit.
PS Coffee at 10?
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Dear Suem and Screwem, Esquires:
The manufacturer of the product, Doctor Toon, explicitly warns against the unpredictable consequences of combined internal and external application of the product to one’s brain. Since none of the other forms of abuse that Dean’s bran suffered heretofore caused it to swell, it can be safely assumed that the application of Nuclear Coffee is the most probable and proximate cause of said swelling.
That said, since post hoc ergo propter hoc is accepted in no rational court of law as a standard of evidence, we will indeed cease and desist until further forensic evidence comes in.
Sincerely yours,
Johanan Rakkav (יוחנן רכב), President and CEO Starbright’s Divine CocoMocha, Interstellar
Photobug12 over 14 years ago
Where’s a Zombie when you need one?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
that’s a swell brain ya got there, dean
lewisbower over 14 years ago
DOC Are you saying NUC COFFEE can only improve Deans mental capacity? If so, can you somehow inject my personality and social graces? SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED has another request but it’s too embarrassing to talk about.
Droptma Styx over 14 years ago
@gimmickgenius: Of course! Of course! A child could do it! A child could do it!
bmonk over 14 years ago
@Droptma Styx, Someone bring me a child!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
“We should never have reconnected his mouth.”