Liberty Meadows by Frank Cho for May 10, 2024

He just got his Darwin Award. Nice “Terminator” reference though…..

Freak? Nowadays he’s a valuable customer.

“Happiness is a warm gun”… no, that is incriminating evidence…

WHAT?! What blaspheme you speak of? Need I remind you that this is America?

He’s talking about guns in the comic and in the small reading on the counter we go into shooting up heroin. P.S. he forgot the second shoot. May be concerned about copyright infringements, LOL!!!

…and least he didn’t sell all that stuff (sans the 40-watt range laser……sorry, Ace: No Got!) to Ralphie (like R. was prepared to PAY for all that stuff…), and have to watch R. start loading up right there at the counter……….

Hey, just what you see, pal.

Wait this is wrong! He should have got the gun for praticaly free, they are in America, after all.

How about a Red Ryder BB Gun??

The Remington 1100 would be required gear these days for bringing down ubiquitous small drones.

Shoulda asked for a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.

Oh, but then you would only shoot your eye out…

That would be a violation of the right to arm bears!

Too lazy to look it up: Is that the whole list from the movie?

If he had not mentioned the laser, all he would have needed was cash. :) :(

The clerk is wearing long sleeves; he does not have bare arms.

I always thought that should have been 40 kilowatt, but who am I to argue with professional screenwriters?