Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 29, 2009

He forgot the sunlight part…

It’s that cheap wing-wax! Always was….

Sorry Lio, but you just can’t mess with history! Icarus is forever destined to fall to his death, no matter how many times you try to release him safely from his Crete-box. Poor Lio.

Hey, it worked!

NOW, THAT IS FUNNY!!!!

Wax on……wax off.

Splendour wings of ambition Melted by the sun To the sea of remorse Graveyard come

Steve Hackett – Icarus Ascending

OMG!!! Mark, this is too fraggin funny!!

I hear Iron Maiden playing in the background.

Daedalus interea, Creten longumque perosus.

Lio: Remota controlis. Icarus: Yagonna godownus.

(Reference to classic Road Runner cartoons.)

it’s gotta be those energizer batteries, too much power

I don’t see any shadows - so what went wrong?

Well, it’s the dad’s fault anyway. HE’S the one who designed the Labyrinth, and he’s also the one that helped Minos’ wife have sex with a bull, so that’s why she had a baby with the head of a bull, who grew up to be the Minotaur,and of course, Minos was a tad upset about this, so he locked the Minotaur in the labyrinth, and THEN, Dad (Daedalus) was dumb enough to give Ariadne, who was the daughter of Minos, the string to give to Theseus so he could find his way OUT of the labyrinth after he had killed the Minotaur, so of COURSE Minos was a little upset with Daedalus after all this backstabbing, I mean it’s bad enough your buddy helps your wife get pregnant by a bull but then turns around and helps your daughter screw you as well, what else can Daedalus expect? Thanks? As if!

AAAAAAND another one bites the dust…..

Actually, Furienna, as I said, Daedalus was escaping because Minos discovered he had given Ariadne the string for Theseus. Now, of course, it’s possible that these myths aren’t exactly true, but that’s the way this one goes.

I thought he had to kill the minotaur first Lio

Get a Remote Control Daedalus next time, Lio.