Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 06, 2010

Zombie Motors latest model…

Where does Lio find these?

they are Hollywood extras

Not a very powerful motor, but ‘twill suffice for Lio’s casual touring needs, methinks. –As long as the brains last!

MMM! Brains! They make you smart.

Awesome knuckle-dragger! Must be pure Neanderthal…an early model, too…still at the early-salivating stage of development…wow! Darwin would love this guy….hearkens back to the days when the earth was still ‘green’…

That looks like a nice leisurly drive. One could lose control pretty easily in a Radio Flyer with one of those new fangled zombies that can run really fast.

It’s all about the grey cells.

Pretty cruel if you ask me.

Works better than a carrot..

Helpful Tip #378:

If you can’t find a zombie, try a scarecrow.

That’s using your brain!

Deleting spam as I find it.

Still flagging spam

Me too. I don’t come here to read someone smegheads ad. Now, if I put the zombie on a treadmill, Steves old car generator, hook it up to my bike battery, recharge. Lio, can I borrow your friend when you are done? I’m sure my roomies won’t mind.

Sort of a horror version of “The Wizard of Oz”!

The reason the spam persists is that spammers have no brains, so the zombies aren’t interested in them.

This could be considered “green power,” depending on how old that brain is. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hammered the spammer.

What’s the conversion from hp (horsepower) to zp (zombiepower)?

there was one like this recently

Could be a rough ride, if he keeps running over bits that fall off his steed…

look out bp

Anybody besides me wondering where Lio gets his brains? I don’t think I’ve ever seen any Purina Zombie Chow!

All aboard the brain train!