Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 16, 2010

Poor Lio. Set Cybil on them both.

Oh, for goodness’ sake! That’s what happens when you let someone else use your remote, Lio!

Good thing The Blob, The Fly, Willard et al aren’t there too.

“Make me a Sergeant and charge the booze”!

Lio! you have Stephen “Hack” King, green w/envy. OK OK he always looks a bit green…

Pronoun trouble.

Oh dear, they spilled the snacks.

That’s the psycho clown from ‘IT’ so obviously he wants to see his own show…lol…Lio is always finding new monsters…but he seems to be having a hard time controlling them…his facial expressions are beginning to look similar to his dad’s…lol

Doctor Who?

Doctor Who’s on first, It’s on second, Them’s on third….

That’s either a new take on an old routine or the BBC Horror Movie Festival schedule.

If 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea were on, Ishmael would be fighting too, but it wouldn’t be “It” vs. “Them”. If Cousin It from the Addams Family showed up, that would be 2 against 1 for”It”.

The clown from IT was Pennywise. Is it wrong to root for the evil clown???

Flagged

Decisions,decisions. OK, best 2 out of 3 falls…

I note that Dad is staying well out of this. No dummy, he.

Lio, film the fight for pay-per-view. You’ll make a killing!

Go arthropods! Ants creep me out less than clowns.

@purpledog 39-Ishy could take them both on and take them both down!

Maybe Ishy should be appointed Sargeant-at-arms… he certainly would be the ‘long arm of the law’.

I have the same problem with my friends…

“Beck!” “Olberman!” “Beck!” “Olberman!”“Beck!” “Olberman!”

It’s exhausting!

It’s “Cousin Itt”, not “Cousin It”.

Them! is a pretty old movie so that’s a you tube link to the trailer for it.

is that a rumba?

Flagged also.

Everyone seems to forget the Pennywise was really a giant spider-like being. A very apt battle indeed. Perhaps better with Wasp Woman but most folks would never recall that moldy oldie.

Stop clowning around, and make a decision on what you want to watch, kids!

Can I sic the clown on the spammer?

IT is a movie? The clown looks like the guy from Information Technology where I work

Turn off the movies, and plug in the Wii.

So if Them is Lio’s ant, does that make Pennywise his uncle?

I gotta go with the ant. “Them!” is one of my favorite movies.

Why don’t they just watch “She” instead?

I guess not enough folks flagged it The spammer’s still there. (2:20 P.M. MDT.)

“Black flags were raised in the black towers as the gate opened like an angry maw to upchuck its evil spew. Out poured an army the likes of which was never seen. Forth from the gate burst a hundred thousand narcs swinging bicycle chains and tire irons, followed by drooling divisions of pop-eyed changelings, deranged zombies and distempered werewolves. At their shoulders marched eight score heavily armored griffins, three thousand goose-stepping mummies and a column of abominable snowmen on motorized bobsleds; at their flanks tramped six companies of slavering ghouls, eighty parched vampires in white tie and the Phantom of the Opera. Above them the sky was blackened by the dark shapes of vicious pelicans, houseflies the size of two-car garages and Rodan the Flying Monster. Through the portals streamed more foes of various forms and descriptions, including a six-legged diplodocus, the Loch Ness Monster, King Kong, Godzilla, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, the Beast with 1,000,000 Eyes, the Brain from Planet Arous, three different subphyla of giant insects, the Thing, It, She, Them and the Blob. The great tumult of their charge could have waked the dead were they not already bringing up the rear.”

– Bored of the Rings chapter IX “Minas Troney In The Soup”

@FishingWithMissD: How about a crossover movie called She-It?

I do believe spammers are like the collection agency. the more you insult them the more they call back.

Flagged, flagged, flagged.

Now, shut up spam. We will shut you down.

…and a Partridge In a Pear Tree!

This is what happens when you let movie characters use the remote, Lio! Last time Coraline was strangling the scientist from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs with Tiana about to hit them both over the head with the Frog Prince!

lmao…this is one of my absolute favorites thus far. (reading lio from beginning to end XD)