$5 THE MONSTA! R RATED R NO ONE UNDER 17 ADMITTED WITHOUT AN ADULT
Easy money…
The Monsta — must be gangsta …
Five bucks? Plus ten dollars Adult Admission ticket? Plus a bucket of popcorn? It had better be a really good R-rated monster movie!
Midget day :D
…and you can all audition for the new Oz flick now too…
A handlebar mustache may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia.
Leave it to Lio to always have a plan.
Good thing for him that there only the old woman out front, anyone else would see through that disguise.
@phuh kneesLOL!
It looks like Lio switched the lady’s glasses, and she didn’t notice! But considering how little she’s getting paid to sit there, I imagine it’d be pretty easy to bribe her to keep her eyes closed…
Anyone who doesn’t own his own eyebrows, glasses, nose, and mustache probably doesn’t deserve to see Monstah.
‘Monstah’. Must be a biopic of Lio himself.phuh knees, you win the Internets.
I’ll take the ‘Rollie Fingers’, please.
I’ve never seen that many midgets in my entire lifetime.
Entrepeneurial Lio.
that image of Lio with a mustache makes me laugh without even reading the rest
Sing along with Sherlock:
“Keep spendin’ most our lives livin’ in the Monsta’s paradise…”
They’re all under 17 and none of them are admitting it, so no rules are being broken.
TEE HEE
the gangsta
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 13 years ago
Easy money…
rayannina over 13 years ago
The Monsta — must be gangsta …
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Five bucks? Plus ten dollars Adult Admission ticket? Plus a bucket of popcorn? It had better be a really good R-rated monster movie!
i_am_the_jam over 13 years ago
Midget day :D
zero over 13 years ago
…and you can all audition for the new Oz flick now too…
phuhknees over 13 years ago
A handlebar mustache may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Leave it to Lio to always have a plan.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
Good thing for him that there only the old woman out front, anyone else would see through that disguise.
montycantsin2 over 13 years ago
@phuh kneesLOL!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
It looks like Lio switched the lady’s glasses, and she didn’t notice! But considering how little she’s getting paid to sit there, I imagine it’d be pretty easy to bribe her to keep her eyes closed…
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Anyone who doesn’t own his own eyebrows, glasses, nose, and mustache probably doesn’t deserve to see Monstah.
warreno over 13 years ago
‘Monstah’. Must be a biopic of Lio himself.phuh knees, you win the Internets.
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
I’ll take the ‘Rollie Fingers’, please.
machpovii3 over 13 years ago
I’ve never seen that many midgets in my entire lifetime.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Entrepeneurial Lio.
dante.deangelo over 13 years ago
that image of Lio with a mustache makes me laugh without even reading the rest
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock:
“Keep spendin’ most our lives livin’ in the Monsta’s paradise…”
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
They’re all under 17 and none of them are admitting it, so no rules are being broken.
angrylittlegurl about 13 years ago
TEE HEE
voicemail400 over 12 years ago
the gangsta