Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 10, 2011

Lio – you needed to zig when you zagged!

Greetings Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game?

The game is in real time.

Not sure whether to avoid that game like the plague or go wildly searching for it in every store.

Can we get past WWIII and get to WWIV all ready?!. . ..

breathtaking.

Lio made it to the kill screen.

A kiss on his apocalypse,

Maxed out the score in WW3! Good round, Lio! But Dad may find the new airiness of the living room a tad annoying….

Isn’t this really the game called “Civilization?” Do we get a replay?

Awesome graphics.

A GAMECUBE!!!! You’ve got to be kidding me.

Lord, I pray that I may be as mellow as Lio’s dad.

See? This is why we can’t have anything nice. (Mythbuster’s at various times).

Game..set..match..

where IS dad?

Wasn’t there a theory about an XYY explaining folks like Lio?

A kid won’t be sitting in front of the TV all day playing this game!

…dark…I like it…

To quote Uncle Albert (Einstein), “WW4 will be fought with clubs and stones!” I’d as soon opt for ‘a nice game of chess’!

Success!!! Lio wins!!!

Reminds of …“So long mommie,I’m off to kill a commie,So send me a salami and try to smile,And say good-bye to Rover,I’ll be home when the war’s over,About a half hour from nowwwwww!”

Game over, man… game over.

Dad misunderstood the title and thought he’d bought Lio a game called “Wonder Woman 3.” If he’d only known…