Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 24, 2011

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    Dad, did you expect any less?

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    Destiny23  almost 13 years ago

    Apparently that’s a game bird. (“Operation” perhaps??)

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    TheDOCTOR  almost 13 years ago

    Isn’t that the bird the Prez pardoned?

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    Sisyphos  almost 13 years ago

    Order a pizza, Dad. Lio and the turkey probably won’t mind.

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    zero  almost 13 years ago

    The word turkey pretty much says it.

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Isn’t that bird a little old to be a Spring Chicken?

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    AnonymousUser  almost 13 years ago

    I can’t remember if any pizza had turkey meat on it…

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    momazilla  almost 13 years ago

    Movie: “What’s Cooking” Momma burns turkey to a crisp, KFC for thanksgiving dinner

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    Simon_Jester  almost 13 years ago

    Fess up Mark, you stole this gag from Don Martin

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    Bender_Sastre  almost 13 years ago

    Lio has refused to eat vegetarian in the past, but he apparently doesn’t understand that pepperoni comes from animals. Not certain which one, though.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    happy thanksgiving Lio. good one. stay away from mine please.

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    Funny1976  almost 13 years ago

    happy thanksgiving lio!!!!

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    rgcviper  almost 13 years ago

    Ha—only Lio could think of something like this …

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    pam Miner  almost 13 years ago

    this one made me laugh, all those organs dancing around on ! That would be a surprise

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 13 years ago

    Eat hearty!÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Not a bad gag, but not quite as funny as the turkey in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

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