Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 06, 2012

Pardon me, but you have a bit of gore on your fangs.

Lio points out that he has to clean his mouth after eating the three little pigs.

Slobber, drool, and clots of gore are a no-no, Big Bad (may I call you “Big Bad” for short?). Use the napkins to clean up!

Very Gahan Wilson-y, that, that…well, I wanna say “dog,” but it could be “wolf,” or even “werewolf”…

I don’t care how many paper towels you use, you can’t hide rabies.

And don’t forget to floss!

Or…Liō – “Look! In your teeth!”“Where?” – Wolf.

hes a good boy. he doesn’t want the slavering monster to look bad.

Excuse me you have something in your teeth—-

You have a little something……no to the left……..a little on the right……yeah sure you got it all.

Dude, floss!

“Excuse me…You have a little someone in your teeth.”

i am not a racist.i am not a christian.i am not a jew.i am not religious in any manner or form.i understand what he was trying to say.i did not see an attack on the jewish religion, or its people.i saw an off the wall reference to circumcision.i am circumcised, and was not insulted.i am sorry for you that you see an attack on you and all of the jewish world becouse of an off hand remark in a place where people make jokes.no one suggested mass murder, or cross burning or any other atrocities here.i think the problem here is that communicating ideas (jokes) in such a limited arena as these little coment blocks offer. especially as most of the statements are offered to everyone quick on the draw, so to speak. type a quick crack and move on to the next comic. no insultment, just a statement made. it is too easy to touch a raw nerve. people have touched mine for certain. the jew reference to tentacles that looked “circumcised” may have ben crass, but i don’t see it as an attack on you or jews in general, or the jewish religion. it is always possible that i am wrong (i have ben often most of my life) but i think this at least a little bit of an overreaction.

I’m very sorry about what your family went through. The Holocaust was a very horrible period in history. The six million who died and all those who suffered will never be forgotten... I am not a religious person nor am I anti-religious. I realize that you were offended. However, you were offended by a misunderstanding. As stated in the many comments last night and today, it had nothing to do with the multiple eyed monster. It was the look of the eyes resembling other things. While circumcision is the norm in this country, it is a cultural thing for Jewish people. I believe he was simply going for a reference that could be understood in a general audience. .I know that it is sometimes hard to admit we have made a mistake. Sometimes in life, doing the right thing is the hardest thing to do.

And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

“Lio Meets An American Werewolf in London”

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BCNU?

wolf says: Die, oh and by the way thanks for the napkins

If it IS a werewolf, who is it? Eva? Lio’s Dad? Or just a run of the mill Wash-and-wearwolf? What do you call a werewolf below the earth’s crust? An Underwearwolf! The original Wolfman was King Lycaon of Greek Mythology. He had a nasty taste for human flesh, so Zeus turned him into a wolf beast. As you can probably tell, I’m a little looney for Lycanothropes. Just not Twighlight ones. I prefer the Twighlight Zone.