How much tequila did I drink last night?It’s really anybody’s guess.Poured them so fast,I couldn’t keep them in the glass,But this morning I sure am a mess.My head is four or five times its normal sizeAnd I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.I can’t recall a single thing I did or saidOr the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body?I must have fallen down somehow.I believe it had something to do with karate— It’s all coming back to me now.I was standing in a bar with King Kong’s cousin,He must have been seven foot three.His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said “Hey, chump,Would you like to step outside with me?”
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.I left last night’s dinner on this morning’s floor.My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.I drank so much that my hair got drunk.I see a big old worm about ten feet longHallucinating purple cows.Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.
Uh oh, this is not my house.I could call us a taxi on the telephoneIf I only knew where we are.I guess I’m gonna have to drive myself back homeAs soon as I can find the car.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Not Cybil’s thing, baby!
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Ahh, Cybil, pouring down the old agave juice, ehh?Lio, just enjoy reading Doc Seuss and don’t expect it to correspond to your reality!
zero almost 12 years ago
Different hat. Different cat.
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
Wrong cat for that.
runar almost 12 years ago
Cybil drinks booze – the Cat in the Hat trips on LSD.
Bilan almost 12 years ago
Cybil is getting is getting Suessed.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 12 years ago
el8 almost 12 years ago
Gato borracho.
Simon_Jester almost 12 years ago
Well, what can I say to all this, except…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_z7d6dBDfc
How much tequila did I drink last night?It’s really anybody’s guess.Poured them so fast,I couldn’t keep them in the glass,But this morning I sure am a mess.My head is four or five times its normal sizeAnd I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.I can’t recall a single thing I did or saidOr the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body?I must have fallen down somehow.I believe it had something to do with karate— It’s all coming back to me now.I was standing in a bar with King Kong’s cousin,He must have been seven foot three.His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said “Hey, chump,Would you like to step outside with me?”
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.I left last night’s dinner on this morning’s floor.My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.I drank so much that my hair got drunk.I see a big old worm about ten feet longHallucinating purple cows.Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.
Uh oh, this is not my house.I could call us a taxi on the telephoneIf I only knew where we are.I guess I’m gonna have to drive myself back homeAs soon as I can find the car.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
WSR almost 12 years ago
Lio has a bookworm, Cybil has an agave worm!
rshive almost 12 years ago
A disconnect between literature and reality.
pdeason2 almost 12 years ago
lio wrong type of hat.
skipper1992 almost 12 years ago
Well, obviously Ishy would be Thing 1. We’ll have to work on Thing 2.
Stellagal almost 12 years ago
Tequila makes her fur fall off.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
So much for the Cat in the Hat.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
Cybils’ gonna be going thing 1 and 2 in the cat box any minute now.
meowlin almost 12 years ago
Dr. Seuss meets Hunter S. Thompson…
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
mentally sings “In Spanish, el gato in a sombrero…”
el_flesh almost 12 years ago
one tequila, two techila, th’ee tecchhilla, FLOOR