Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 03, 2015

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    noahproblem  almost 10 years ago

    I don’t know who will be angrier – Lio’s dad or Cybil – I’m assuming he borrowed from her stash without her permission.

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    Bilan  almost 10 years ago

    Should’ve started with the martini (or two or three)

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Make it as double, Lio, and have more in reserve! Dad, and you indirectly, will need them, I fear!

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    pamlicorat  almost 10 years ago

    It’s shaken, not stirred. Lio’s Dad must be a retired James Bond.

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    Simon_Jester  almost 10 years ago

    “You brought WHAT into class for show-and-tell?”

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    groznythered  almost 10 years ago

    You got Straight A’s???!!

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    grumper13  almost 10 years ago

    Boy…..how I remember that lo-o-o-ng walk home with that lousy report card in my hand. Never seemed to learn though. Never thought of Lio’s idea either!

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    I hope those aren’t stuffed olives! I hate stuffed olives in my martinis…

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Uh oh!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 10 years ago

    Lio is far more intelligent than his teachers (not to mention far more creative), which of course is the problem. (And he’s probably driven a few of them to drink……)

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Crack more schoolbooks and less bartending manuals, Lio!

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    linsonl  almost 10 years ago

    Deja Vu all over again for me.

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    abbybookcase  almost 10 years ago

    too bad my parents rarely drink. serving them a little something to settle their tum-tums after reading my roller coaster of a report card might have helped, back in the day.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  almost 10 years ago

    More “happy juice”

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    Ryan Plut  almost 10 years ago

    Lio! Either one or three olives, never two!

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