If I were Lio’s commander (distribution agent), I’d ground him until he fitted that jetpack with a good old surplus Norden bombsight (or something like that)! Newspapers are bleeding subscribers as it is!
why is lio doing something as stereotypical as dropping the paper in all the wrong spots? or something as old school as delivering the paper? even with the jet pack it feels a little wrong.
Whoever delivers newspapers in my neighborhood made an effort to place the paper as far under my car as he could. I called the newspaper to complain about this several times. Each time (except the last) I called, it would stop for a few days, then the deliverer would go back to doing it.
The last time I called the newspaper, I informed them that, when my current payment period expired, I would not be renewing my subscription.
Kali39 over 9 years ago
LA Times delivery!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Well, at least the first guy his paper. The other two on the other hand…
Bob. over 9 years ago
I have a delivery guy about as bad. Can’t hit a 30 foot wide driveway. If it’s rainy he chucks it way out on a wet lawn.
pamlicorat over 9 years ago
As a kid, I aimed for the roof.
Qiset over 9 years ago
something more for the government to ban. just like drones
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
If USA Today was delivered by satellite, Lio’s paper is delivered over the air.
grumper13 over 9 years ago
Man, that beats the heck out of the ol’ Western Flyer I used to use!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
If I were Lio’s commander (distribution agent), I’d ground him until he fitted that jetpack with a good old surplus Norden bombsight (or something like that)! Newspapers are bleeding subscribers as it is!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oops!
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
why is lio doing something as stereotypical as dropping the paper in all the wrong spots? or something as old school as delivering the paper? even with the jet pack it feels a little wrong.
meowlin over 9 years ago
Whoever delivers newspapers in my neighborhood made an effort to place the paper as far under my car as he could. I called the newspaper to complain about this several times. Each time (except the last) I called, it would stop for a few days, then the deliverer would go back to doing it.
The last time I called the newspaper, I informed them that, when my current payment period expired, I would not be renewing my subscription.
rphbeta over 9 years ago
I suspect that the quality of one’s newspaper delivery is proportional to the amount of the tip given during the holidays.