Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 07, 2015
May 06, 2015
May 08, 2015
Transcript:
Show and Tell Day! Lio and His Talking Dummy! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boooo! Boo! Dummy: You didn't say the magic word.
Old joke (by which I mean it was on a classic Looney Tunes cartoon:Man visits a talent agency.Man: I’ve got a talking dog!Agent: Okay, prove it.Man (to dog): What’s on top of a house?Dog: Roof!Man: How hard is it to get through college?Dog: Ruff!Man: Who’s the greatest baseball player?Dog: Ruth!Irritated, the agent tosses them out on their ear. The dog brushes himself off and shrugs.Dog: Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?