Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 17, 2018

best seventy-five cents suckered if you ask me

Um, Liö, Blobberilla’s creeping up alongside your desk.

Ha ha! He made 75 cents, and they’re all DEAD!!

Where is Steve McQueen when you need him?

There’s always room in Jell-o.

Hmm. Order of the Stick’s latest strip featured Gelatinous Cube racing. Which, who knew was a thing?

Actually, there are plenty of “celebrities” I wouldn’t want to touch with a ten foot blob…….

I’d love Celebrity Meet and Greets, I think, if I even went to one. But I’ve never gone to anything like, e.g., a ComicCon, even though some take place fairly near where I live. I don’t think I’d be too keen on the Blob, though, even at Lio’s low, low price!

I’ve still got my “Blob” DVD with Steve and Aneta Corsaut (she of the “alleged” physical affair with Andy Griffith during the Mayberry series). Haven’t seen it in a very long time – maybe a good one to watch tonight.

If it doesn’t digest them soon, potential customers will be scared away and Lio will be out of business.