Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 03, 2019

Extortion? Tsk, tsk, Lio.

Lio understands that modern problems require modern solutions.

thanks for the heads up, Lio

Using forensic image analysis technology, I have uncovered Lio’s phone number:

111-1111

Use this wisely.

We’re supposed to trust our safety to something that looks like a cross between a snail and a vacuum cleaner?

Ah, like the rapture policy for your pets?

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. All hail the fembots!

I don’t think Lio is mechanically sound.

What type of power is required for charging and what is the NEMA number for the plug on the back?

Hat tip to Rube Goldberg.

Defining a robot as an automaton that unthinkingly follows any instructions it is given, I would say the Robot Apocalypse has already occurred. It’s the US Senate. /s

“Oh see my robot’s clumsy, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things.”

Very clearly a Grasshopper. Just give him some weeds and ignore him.

That droid has a butt-plug!

When the Customer Pool sees Lio and his trusty, not-rusty Hopper at their doors, they will gladly sign up. Lio will get rich quick as an insurance fraudster….