Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 20, 2020

Okay, I KNOW that Lio used this same punchline in a strip a decade or so ago.

That’s what you get for buying cookies from Wednesday Addams.

.Food labels.

I have a cereal box in my pantry that says “Photo enlarged to show taste.”

And the word "chocolaty " is weasly leagal-speak for “contains no chocolated”

Peanut oil from peanuts

Olive oil from olives

Baby oil from …..

That’s how it works!!

Paul Rudnick should get royalties from this comic.

Hannibal Lecter baked them?

Garfield would love these.

that’s what happens when you don’t read the label first!

This was a dear friend’s favorite joke, especially to girl scouts doing the selling. Nice to see it pop up…

Are the brownies still warm?

I wanna eat one!

Girl Scouts are to old. Brownies are younger and more tender, and they taste like brownies!

Thin mints revisited.

Really…Are there no limits?

They’d be better in a casserole.

Those are the only kind to get!

New flavor: Soylent Green

Could be worse. Could be bear claws.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

That old cannibal joke brought to your neighborhood family newspaper.

When Mrs. Lovett branches out from pies.

Truth in advertising! Made with authentic ingredients. Includes some assorted roughage….