Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 28, 2021

Better hold onto your lunch as it’s going to be a high-flying ride.

This reminds me of the one I dissected in high school. Hadn’t thought of that in about [mumble] years.

This makes me wonder, why do they call them grasshoppers? Hopping is done with one foot.

Lio, you’re woefully unprepared for the acceleration!

Lio has a point.

Lio must have borrowed the grasshopper from the set of Irwin Allen’s “Land of the Giants”.

Reminds me of the scene with Yomiko & Jean-Henri Fabre in R.O.D the movie.

Caine: But, if I love others and they do not love me, I shall feel great pain.

Master Po: That is what you risk, Grasshopper: great pain, or great joy.

Adjectiving Weirds Language.

But how fast can it snatch the pebble from my hand?

Worth twice that at least…..

Where does a one legged waitress work ??—————IHOP ! Bwa, ha, ha, snort !

Only a quarter? I’m in.