Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 03, 2021

As if, Lio.

Sounds like a pervert to me…

I’ve long argued that the elf on a shelf is a PSYOP designed to normalise widespread optical surveillance.

Sometimes even seriously.

Well, Lio if you go off the radar then you will really hit the top of the suspicious-up-to-no-good list.

reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes strip where after hearing the “He knows if you’ve been bad or good” remarks “Santa, Kindly Old Elf or CIA Spook?”

Won’t work. He’s got his informants also……

St Nick is a voyeur.

Always aim the umbrella to the north.

Way too late, Lio.

My former musical co-conspirator liked to sing it as “He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping.”

Santa is just a part of the surveillance society. Only he brings presents. Most probably to lure you into a false sense of security.

Sorry Liō that won’t work.

The eyes of the Lord are in every place, watching the evil and the good. Proverbs 15: 3

Yet it is also a reminder of Chula-Varuna you might say the first big deity before he was sent to be trapped in the oceans by the new comer other deities. He is known for having “eyes everywhere” and search out the evil to punish. “His eyes are like the stars each one an eye…”

And that is what Olde Saint Nick is doing. Hijacked that optical system from an Eldritch Abomination to use. The envy of the NSA.

Lio, the plain fact is that Dad is HIS spy. Dad reports everything you do.

It didn’t help with the aliens and it won’t help with Santa. Give it up.

That’s actually very, very, very creepy.

You know how much TIN FOIL costs?

To quote my friend Adi, “That’s kinda creepy, not gonna lie”