Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 29, 2023

That’s a cute little lobster (though I have to admit I thought it was a crab at first)

Don’t forget about your squid, Lio; he’s your best buddy.

That kid must really stink

That book could be “Secrets of vegan leanings”

At least Dad’s not shellfish.

I actually have a pet crayfish, and yes, now I can’t eat them.

Lobsters eat seafood.

“I don’t eat the friends of friends.”

Ruth – “The White Dragon”

His dad’s a lobster mobster.

That is a lovable lobster. How did he get to Lio though? Do they live near the ocean? That would explain Ishy and all the other seafood er, ocean-based friends that Lio has.

I’ve had pet crayfish and I would love to have a pet lobster — but I still love eating them, too.

Reminds me of the comedian who wondered who was the first guy (it must have been a guy) to pull a lobster out of the sea, look at it and think, “Hey, I wonder if this would be good to eat?”

Yesterday I discovered a jigsaw puzzle that my work sells: lobsters sitting in chairs at a restaurant, looking at menus, and in the background is a tank of humans with their arms bound.

Gotta love Lio’s dad. He does his best to be a good parent.