Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 09, 2023

No vandal will smash any pumpkins this year!

Lio doesn’t want people coming to HIS house.

I like that idea.

Super cool idea.

Shark-o-lantern!

This kid has a great imagination….love it! ☺️

I think the twins in 9 Chickweed Lane would get along with Lio famously!

You’re gonna need a bigger porch.

After Halloween you’ll need Quint to get rid of them.

3 rows of teeth.

I will stick to the (fake) machingun on the porch, with razor wire across the front of the lot, look.

Pretty brilliant idea!

Though I am hardly an animal activist, I am not amused by the fact that sharks had to die so their teeth could be sold as novelties.

this is a great idea !

Now that is genius.

Lio has one more set for his robot

I saw a video about a guy who carves teeth out of raw potatoes to enhance his jack-o-lanterns. Sharp white fangs, scraggly teeth with gaps, discolored teeth. VERY effective!

And the theme from “Jaws” playing on loudspeakers………

But tomorrow, a few land sharks show up, "Ahem . Cam we hab r teef back?

Implants

Not bad. Scary, but not bad. That is the essence of Halloween…

beached pumpkin syndrome

Somebody in the real world is missing a bet here.