Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 12, 2024

Enter the Swallows.

On second thought, let’s NOT go there. Tis a silly place.

It is french.

Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!

Oh, those silly English ka-niggits.

Just watch out for the attack rabbit!

Where does one buy a new or used camel?

Lad, some day all this will be yours!

Camelot the beach musical… danged sand gets into everything!

Eat ham and jam and Spamalot.

We’re Knights of the Round Table…

The sound of approaching coconuts should have warned ya Lio.

Beware of Englishmen bearing gifts, Lio. Especially wooden rabbits. Or large, wooden badgers.

I am here for this entire comment section today.

I went to the Middle East and bought a camel at a used Camelot.

They’re too small to make proper use of coconuts…maybe they’re using bottle caps?

I’m heartened that no one asked what the reference was!

I’ve been here before. It smells of Monty Python.

“We’re knights of the round table, we dance whenever we’re able……”

How do know so much about swallows?

Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know

This is a temperate zone, the coconut’s tropical!

I have to push the pram a lot!

We’re opera mad in Camelot! We sing from the diaphragm a lot!

I know it gives a person pause,

But in Camelot, Camelot

Those are the legal laws.

The snow may never slush upon the hillside.

By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear.

In short, there’s simply not

A more congenial spot

For happily-ever-aftering than here

In Camelot

So cool!!

One of those movies that has a good joke for every occasion. Why I prefer Monty Python and Mel Brooks.

Is that an African or European swallow?

I Fart in your general direction……..

Beware of the rabbit!

Let us ride to Camelot! Never mind. It is a silly place.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!