Catana Comics by Catana Chetwynd for June 29, 2020

She’s caught the Corona Virus.

Gesundheit.

That’s me…the end of April through the 4th of July, only my family knows not to say that. I cleared the ceiling of soul-grabbing demons long ago.

How come we have to sneeze to get blessed? And how come we don’t get blessed when we itch, cough or fart? Rules, rules…

Sneezes alway attack in packs of three.

My first wife would always sneeze three times between leaving a restaurant and getting into the car.

My wife sneezes 5-7 times in a row on average. Any less and we start to worry.

He knows her very well. ;)

For some reason I’ve never fathomed, I tend to sneeze multiple times after coughing.

I worked in a office where the first sneeze got you a “bless you”; the second sneeze got you a “one more and you’re going home”; if there was a third sneeze (and you didn’t look too good), we’d badger the straw boss to send you home.