From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin,Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles,the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night), flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, Ill have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.
I doubt it, said the truly proud Redneck. Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.
I once watched a crow bully an eagle off of a dead seal.
The crow kept walking around behind the eagle and grabbing a tail feather and jerking on it. When the eagle would start to turn around the crow would hop off and wait for the eagle to start eating again.
When it did the crow would make his way around to the back again.
The crow finally got fed up with it and just left.
Yakety Sax about 2 years ago
He’s the designated decoy.
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin,Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles,the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night), flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, Ill have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.
I doubt it, said the truly proud Redneck. Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 2 years ago
I once watched a crow bully an eagle off of a dead seal.
The crow kept walking around behind the eagle and grabbing a tail feather and jerking on it. When the eagle would start to turn around the crow would hop off and wait for the eagle to start eating again.
When it did the crow would make his way around to the back again.
The crow finally got fed up with it and just left.
I love crows. Audacious and attitudinal. :D