The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for August 20, 2024

Leroy should get himself a police whistle for just such an occasion.

Well, at least you have an excuse for being late.

Don’t answer it, and use the excuse “it didn’t ring” when you get home.

Why no cellphones on a train?

there was never a more perfect time to use MUTE

Since when do you actually listen to Loretta, Leroy?

That uniform looks like something from Irma la Douce.

Even Leroy can’t be that stupid.

I wonder if Loretta would notice of Leroy just hung up.

Put the conductor on the phone with Loretta and let him hang up on her

Put the conductor on the phone with Loretta and let him hang up on her.