The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for September 14, 2024

And be sure it’s laced with arsenic—right, Loretta??

Leroy doesn’t look sloshed….

“Storyville” was closed long ago. The only red light here is his shiny nose.

Now that is new approach!

And what lies lie ahead.

I assume the joke is that he’s getting home late after a night of debauchery and is about to lie to her unconvincingly to explain where he was. But he really doesn’t look very debauched.

Would not trust Loretta’s hot cocoa

Can you add some whiskey to mine for me??

Alright, Loretta, what do you plan on putting in Leroy’s cocoa?