The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 29, 2024

Only if I can ride on your broomstick.

Naw, he’s gonna play Paul Drake on a reboot of PERRY MASON.

“No wonder you failed Math. That Cartesian style pattern doesn’t coordinate with your trousers.”

Looks like something Nick Lowry of Antiques Roadshow would buy!

Fortunately Loretta doesn’t need a costume, she just goes as herself! Shiver

Concerning awful tastes, Jon Arbuckle isn’t alone.

Looks like a TV game show host

Oh snap!

Why so serious, Loretta?

Yes, as a leprechaun.

He can go as the Green Goblin.

You know he has no taste, he eats you food.

Why not? Need to bring some food into the household…!!

My dad had a suit like that back in the old days, he was so proud of his double vested polyester sport coat and matching pants.

“Yeah. Mind if I borrow your mask?”